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# Fact 0x0001h: I think... therefore I am. # Fact 0x0010h: I am known to be strangely odd, yet quite interesting in nature. # Fact 0x0011h: I enjoy studying the human mind; a mystery for perhaps eternity. If you happen to be someone like me who becomes really interested in artificial life and intelligence, it lets you question whether you are playing with Pandora's Box; whether you, like the cat, will be ultimately killed by curiousity itself. - For all who wanted to know if im into computers - yes I am - and no - I do not use any Microsoft products - not even their $0.99 mice. # Fact 0x0100h: I like experimental and new music. I like mindfuck movies, such as some from the writers and directors David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Shinya Tsukamoto, and E. Elias Merhige. I am also a fan of games, especially ones where you have to think. My skills in programming in java and roasting java seem to be equivalent. I also like females with red hair. but not as an object obviously. You know what I mean. .... okay... next fact... # Fact 0x0101h: I naturally wear thick frame glasses and my hair seems to change colors according to my mood and/or weather. Damn fashion makers decided to copy the "geek lense frame model" so now the only company that makes them is gucci, etc. If I decide to leave my hair alone it seems to change into an ugly dark brown color. If I had to think of a metaphor for it, the first word that comes up is "shit." # Fact 0x0110h: At times I am the clown of the party. At other times I am the therapist that helps one with issues. I have a heart for compassion. Yet my deep dark, depressing eyes can give one the idea that outside I am dark and cold, yet inside I am warm. This seems to have the equivalence of a "goth chick magnet." (When i was in high school many jackasses made fun of my eyes - would tell me i look stoned, so the description i previously stated isnt a bunch of depressed poetry shit, it's reality.) # Fact 0x0111h: I question everything. I am not speaking of trust, or stuff like that. I speak of what's "normal", what's "accepted" and what is "rejected" in society - the United States in my situation. This means I question religion, and the hate that flows along with it. Tis quite interesting to say the least. Anyway, when it comes to two people coming from two different lands, religion should not be ignored, it should be tolerated. Tolerance is the answer to all of the world's wars. Tolerance is also something that is not programmed in the human mind by default when a new life is shoved out of a vagina. # Fact 0x1000h: Some people think Im some science freak. Some think Im an Athiest, a Buddhist, a Paganist, or a Satanist. I suppose I can call myself a realist. A realist who loves no matter what. After all, that famous, some say godless scientist stated, "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love". (I'm not gonna give you the author. Google it, bitches. :-P) # Fact 0x1001h: I am think of teaching myself the octal number system, since to some the binary number system annoys people and the decimal system has more characters than the octal system!! So I'd prefer to learn number values with 8 characters rather than one with 10 characters. You crazy humans are... crazy... yeah. # Fact 0x1010h: I have a sister who is 10 years older than me. When I was 6 years old, I found a big black vibrating device in her closet. I then placed it in my mouth and turned it on, the vibration made my teeth feel funny. I then decided to pretend it was a grenade and continued to throw it around until she got home - and she quickly took it (the vibrating dildo) away in embarrassment. Now I am punished with embarrassment every time she tells the dildo story to relatives and friends. Yes, I am still a heterosexual. And no, nothing close to the radius of a black vibrating dildo will fit into my rectum. # Fact 0x1011h: I occasionally jug down a 32 ounce glass of red Aftershock and water. Seems to clear the throat. And all dendrite connections in my brain. Talk about Denial of Service. # Fact 0x1100h: Yes, I know the fact numbers (look) binary, and also do represent binary values. However the way they are displayed they represent hexadecimal values. Just to show all you loser perfectionist MSFT license-fuckers out there, i placed a "h" suffix at the end. For example, this fact number is actually #4352 and not #12. I am actually a loser who is so bored that I list facts about myself all day, and only post the interesting ones on this page. I am currently on #23876645034 FYI.
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