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# I'm a nice guy # I am a member of the Anunaki (also known as "Anunnaki", or "Sumerian Gods") # I come from the planet Nibiru # I pronounce the names of all things # I was 180 Nibiru-years old when I came to earth, and each year on Nibiru is 180 days, each of which is 3600 earth years # The average lifespan for an Anunaki is 180 Nibiru years # I have a wife named Ninma # I used to be a goat-fish # So did she O.O # I made the Tigris and Euphrates # I did so by masturbating into the irrigation canals I made the humans dig # I introduced conciousness to humanity # I did it using a NamShub (a sort of incantation) called "The NamShub of Enki", which was, in fact, a neurovirus that caused all human language to diverge instead of converge # It made me sad that I couldn't command people around anymore :-/ Not that I did much of that anyway ;-) # I like to talk. A lot. For long periods of time. It's my way of solving arguments: human arguments tend to be unfounded in logic (especially back in the days of sumer, where people could argue for hours and then kill each other, and the next minute not know what they were arguing about), so I basically just do a fillibuster routine and they forget what they were fighting about. # My favorite English phrase is "Gentlemen, let's talk tables" :D # I could technically do NamShub in English if I felt like it, but I think that'd be mean. And arrogant. But mostly mean. # I write random poetry in my off time. When I'm not coding universes and such. I mean... Oh sheise. ::wishes his backspace key worked for once:: # I run Lunar Linux at home # That's only because I ported it to my ancient iMac. It's all I could afford ;-;. I don't want to materialize money, because, well, that just wouldn't be fair. # Technically, I just wrote a backend to GCC that generates an extended version of Dis, wrote a QEMU translation routine for the same, and ran linaR luniX on That, but I don't tell anybody, 'cause then they'd ask me how I got the hardware config translation to work in trinary, and I don't want to have to explain the basics of number systems to someone who doesn't care enough to get the math background themselves. # I <3 GNUStep # I actually use e16 instead usually, 'cause it's pretty ;-) # I don't use a keyboard or mouse -- I use a combination of speech control in Anunaki using NamShub and just controlling it with my mind. No physical interface -- just my thoughts. # Both methods are technically equivalent in speed, because i can translate thought to speech at approximately 55 phonomes per nanosecond,thereby speaking at GodOnlyKnowsHowMany WPM, which is faster than the computer's MIC can pic up
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